Filthy Wednesday

Bone-swarr, aujourd-hui!

We hear at Pink Otter Party is enjoy the midweek hoodilay, know as "Filthy Wednesday"  
(or, for you Okaasan-types, "Fi-ru-see U-e-n-su-day").


Filthy Wednesday trace its original back to Drood, ancient robe-guys too bizzy making stone hedges, so no bovver to take baffs. In this respect, such venereal hoodilay is celibation of the relax and bum-like altitude which is how we want to emu-




late.


Everybuddy wanting us,,,go-go-go!!! 


All the time!!!

I say,,,NO-NO-NO!!!



We sick ov!!! 

We think Drood, like man in pub, has a "point" (har-har)!



"Ancient" Bean freerain from this hoodilay, in honor ov his greezy hare, which preventings him from indulge, like us other jolly good fallows.

But, he with us in sp - it, which prods us on
                    (ir)

to 
greater 
depths.  :-)

  
Even Pink Otter, that most delly cat and 
(***) glamoruss (***), of creature, suggest:
 
"eh,bradda,why not go for broke-- how bow'Dirty Thursday' heyhey!!!"


I, for too, say, INDEED!!!


"Be-gone, fowl dwimmerlake!" sayz the aptly-named Old Bean, all pointy-finga, boomly-voice and Merlin-like.


(O for the love of dog!!!) 

Fromthe Ininiable Okaasan

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi dee...

(Shaddaaaap!!!)

Okayokay, enough nunsense! Listen up, seven up!!!

Hear, for you, is litterature to enjoy your moment of bliss, compose by Okaasan and bought to you from our sponsor. Who shall rename maneless, indivisible, with liberty and justice for Al.  Enjoli this video!!!

P.S. Max, (tit le character from the story, Max) is cock-a-tail and has ability of changling from male to female to back again. 

Okay, now you ready...dig in!!! 

Max

So urusai, yo!

Ugh!

She/he hear outside bird, he hasta start "chinky-chan chinky-chan"...I change her cage today; oh my gaaash, it's a mess. 

Nasty! 

Good thing this doesn't smell, I'm tellin' you!

Now hummingbird cummin like crazy, free food. Hey, not free to me--free to them! 

Freebie cummin like crazy.

Ungrateful freebies!

Stray Cat

"Ahhhh!"...I say..."You hafta wait!"

He pretty good size. Oh my gaaash, what-a his nail...

Ugh!

I say, "ah-ah!"...then I smack him. I smack him head! 

One time I try to pick him. He try to bite me. I smack him, but he won't run away.

He friendly and all that...don't let me hold it or anything like that. One time he come in. Max got all excited!

I told Max, "That your 4-legged big brother!"

Election

So I got this crap everyday, so much...I chop my name off and throw them out.

We all voted no...they oughta give up!

Ugh!

Oh that's horrible...he oughta retired! Making me sick looking at his face!

What-a combination, him and him...Ugh!

I not gonna vote for two of dem...

What-a nerve!

Other People

I wish they just leave me lone!

They all stuff shirt!

They all boring people!

I mean, hey, you know!

Ugh!

Listen to Okaasan

Welcome to the machine!!!

Are you loathesome tonight?

Speaking of such, during each day there exist many-a situation which may produce a crap-like worthless feeling. Maybe you think yourself, and ask yourself the following: 

Where this crap-like worthless feeling come from?

Who can I blame? 

I hungry--how long before I can safely eating?

Are my cat also experiencing these feeling? 

Who can I trust to give me the god advice to making this pain go way?

While you are deteriorating, think of mother. More pacifically, think of MY mother, Okaasan.

She live famously for her many saying and takes on a charm-like quality. Such as, but not limit to:

Stick it out!

No goof off! 

Do your stuff!

Don't be cute!  (surely, Pink Otter Party look askance at this!)

How do you like them apples?

Where's the gambling joint?

You want me to rubber-band your beak? 

Ohgahd-ohgahd!

Hey, coach!

Get the ball on the stick!

Oh, what lovely happen when we remember words of a special mother.

As you walk again through the puddle of your childhood, let the stench overwhelm you, like the spill milk no one clean up yet! 

Don't you feeling better? 

With a song in your heart and salt on your tongue, embrace Okaasan, for in this crazy joint call life, she the only one can tell you. 

Hey, the milk is spill, so might as well enjoy your sandwich!   :-)