Cast of CharacterZzzz...

Ahem!!!!

And now...some peotry! (we shall keep its shorts so azz not to bore you)

In conclusion!

In intransigent!

In effigy!

I bid you: A-doo!  (bless you!) 

 

Pink Otter

is an otter

who is pink

aptly named

don't you think?

Tiberius

the hippo

is a serious sort

"wing-ding-a-doodle-doo!!!"

is not something he would say

although he might think it.

Chickie What-zit

doesn't suffer fools

so what are you

still doing here?

Mango the Cat

if Mango the Cat

were a person, i would run

and be afraid.

Very afraid.

Okaasan

is a person

not a stuft animal or pet

she loves tv japan

and wishes she could understand korean

in order to better enhance

her tv viewing experiences

Old Bean

is not green

nor old

nor a bean

he is not mean

and prefers shorts

to jeans...

"nahwt i maine?"

(transylation for american's: "do you know what i mean?")

Chiyo-ni

often blurts out 

things like 

"chimichanga!" or 

"gutentag"  or 

"why you...i oughta..."

Talking with her one wonders

if one is in a foreign country

or a 1930's screwball comedy.
 

Set Your Mind at "Wheeze!"

Oy Vey!!!

 

here you are again!!! 

hangins aroun like-a wet lawundry, waitins for me to write:  

speckstackular thing!!!

i hate to dissappear you, but:

that is not gonna happenings!!!

However, as they say:

Sit back, exlax, and enjoy the flight!!!

(O, the eggzilla

-rating sense of fleadom when you set your mind at "wheeze!")

 

Lastly, let me relieve you 

with Okaasan's ancient words of wizz

-dumb: 

"to every time there is a season, to every season there is a tree, to every tree there is a leaf, and sometime that leaf an that tree even tho belonging to my nay-bore make a BEEEEEEEEG mess in my yard, droppingleafslikecrazyandihafftorakingiteveryday..."(okayokayokay, we gets the picture!) 

an one more thing: flush, flush, and flush again! (cannons to the left of me, cannons to the right of me...enuff already!!)

P.ssst. from Winston Churchill: "we have nothing to fear but the toilet blocking."


P.ssst. from Old Bean (said in overly dramatic tone): 

"SPRAY!  SPRAY!  FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS, SPRAY!" 

P.ssst. from Pink Otter: you mean "spay"  ???

O.B. (sessed)!

Haaayyy,,,,,(!!!)  O.B. (/GYN)

O.B. (wan kenobe)

O.B. (haaave!)

O.B. (hive)

B.O.

O. B. (still my heart!)

(O.) B. C. N. U.!!! 

PS...F. U. N. E. X.??? 

Habba Dasha FUN!

Sorry my friend...

are you having glumm??

Here's an idea...dress in your finery, such as boa, glitter, or pirate, to run your blooze away!

Think of it...let your mind inspire to arduous heights! 

Hair like Marie Antoinette or Beet Hoven is most divine, like spires reaching towards the heaven. Poof out to let your true self shine!

If you have dog, especially of type boston terror, pug, or chi- 

wawa

(sigh...or, if you must, a cat)

fetch them immediately!!

to your side to share in your *glamour adventure*!

Kitty wigs are all the rage...im talkin to you, M@nG%!!!

Is your name, Perchance, or "Old Bean"??

Why, gentleman, gird your loins!!

Breeches? Wastecoat? Mon Uncle?

In your frippery and foppery, it goes without saying:

(                )

Loss Vague-Azz!!!

Pssssssssssssssssst!

Wee izu going to the miss tickle land of Loss Vague-Azz!!!!!

Wee (in-crude-ing Okaasan, Old Bean, and etc.,) getting 
toe at 

(i mean, to eat!) at bouffants and, where are new clothes???


Also, to imbibe in the three SH's: SHows, SHopping, and.......
................SH..........SH....
SHows! (you arready sed dat!)

Imean, SHoooos!!!


SHeeeeeSH!!


Wee will inbulging in many different kind off fun!!!


"Why are we there yet!!!???" (copyright Henry O.Bean III)
!

Pugg Partyy, Part Deux!!

Yooo Hoooo!!!

Gets ready fo' mo' puggzz!!!

Puggyy Partyy!!

Pee Es:  Old Been sez  """too many a**es!!!"""

Wutchuu thinkk?

Parrot Kept Tiny

Hello, boysen gurlz!

How do you doo?

I doo verry well, thank you!!

(bow and curtsy here)

Nice!!!

Lets taking time out ov our bizzy daze to funn wif Manna Rags (Anna Grams)!

Mixit up letters from one wurd, like leftovahs from last nights dinner, to making new wurds, like tastee brown stew!

Hear!

We go!

Pink Otter Party

 

Patient Pork Try

Tarter Pinky Pot

Rank Potter Pity

Tyrant Kite Prop

Ant Property Kit

Parrot Kept Tiny


Errant Kitty Pop

Taro Pretty Pink

Part Otter Pinky

Part Pretty Oink

Rapt Otter Pinky

Apt Retort Pinky

Yap Trotter Pink

Rat Pretty Pinko

Tart Poetry Pink

Ratty Pinker Top

Patty Pinker Rot
Rapt Pretty Oink

Party Pinker Tot

Chiyo-ni

Icy Hi No

Icy Oh In

Coy Hi In

Old Bean

La Boned  

Baled On  

Bald One  

Ale Bond  

Able Nod  

Bad Noel

See for what you come up with...make letter stew!!

Click here:  Gas Man Ran!! 

Happy Ea( )ter!!!

i beleeve in Easter Fairy!!!!!

if you beleeves too, make a Easter treee!!!

i tell you how--listen up!:

first, buy cheepie Beet Rix Potter book at grossry store ($2.00, pluss taxx).

Den, take kyuuto! Peeter Rabid stickahs an stick ums all ova your pretty paypahs!

Let stickahs perspire you, to creative peek, your Mt. Foreverest!

Den, go on wok, round to close-by parks and such, to finding the dramatic branch that speak only to you, in the language of treees.

Pick dat suckah up   !!!

Lay on table, in your home, to cluttering up for couple days (not yourselfs, dum-dum...da stick!!)

Erstwhiles....

Rememba, way back when, those stickahs on pretty paypahs? For the love of dog, cut dem out!!! Being carful to follow the grassful shapes.

Den, take out your sowing kit. You do own sowing kit, donut you? Well, DONUT YOU???

Take one good-size needle, and, thred. Use WHITE!!! Put glass on if needing, like Old Bean, tee hee ! 

(I talkins to YOU, OB!) Me, I can do wif mah nekkid "i" !!!

(Sigh) You still hear??

Poke needle in paypahs, loop threw, an tie little knot. Keep doing it, you slackah!!!    

Till you Finnish!!!

Den, go into garage, get pretty pot sumwunz gaves you, an Phil Wif Dirt. Stick stick in! 

I replete: Stick stick in!

Pump spray glitter on stick. Let dry (an' clean up dat mess you made!)

Hey, slumber head...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dis da good part...now, decorate your  "treee" , wif ornaments drenched in love!!!! 

Dis-play....

for All to see.     :-)))))

Den, gobble down sum choco eggz. If yooz fellin pertickularry ginormasaurous, den, by all means,

Cher!!!

Happy Eater!!!

Filthy Wednesday

Bone-swarr, aujourd-hui!

We hear at Pink Otter Party is enjoy the midweek hoodilay, know as "Filthy Wednesday"  
(or, for you Okaasan-types, "Fi-ru-see U-e-n-su-day").


Filthy Wednesday trace its original back to Drood, ancient robe-guys too bizzy making stone hedges, so no bovver to take baffs. In this respect, such venereal hoodilay is celibation of the relax and bum-like altitude which is how we want to emu-




late.


Everybuddy wanting us,,,go-go-go!!! 


All the time!!!

I say,,,NO-NO-NO!!!



We sick ov!!! 

We think Drood, like man in pub, has a "point" (har-har)!



"Ancient" Bean freerain from this hoodilay, in honor ov his greezy hare, which preventings him from indulge, like us other jolly good fallows.

But, he with us in sp - it, which prods us on
                    (ir)

to 
greater 
depths.  :-)

  
Even Pink Otter, that most delly cat and 
(***) glamoruss (***), of creature, suggest:
 
"eh,bradda,why not go for broke-- how bow'Dirty Thursday' heyhey!!!"


I, for too, say, INDEED!!!


"Be-gone, fowl dwimmerlake!" sayz the aptly-named Old Bean, all pointy-finga, boomly-voice and Merlin-like.


(O for the love of dog!!!) 

Old Bean & Purple Yam

Gutenberg!!!!!

Lately, there have been requestings by Anon Y. Mous to the tune of "More Old Bean!" (or, MOB).

Hmmmm.......

I ponder...who this Mous-character, and why he (or, indeed, she!) shlushpishushly showings up at this time.

Mmmmmmm....Mmmmmmmmmm..............mmmmmmm........

(oh hai! Jes dreamin of  purple yam!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Dream sequence, starring Chiyo-ni as Jimi Hendrix:  

Purple Yam, is in my brain,
My friend she give me now I not the same
Mouth so happy, know the reason why--
'Scuse me while I kiss dis guy!!

Nyeow, nyeow, nyeow, 

Nyeow, nyeow nyeow!)

Hey, I getting distract by happy mouth time...

Notwithstanding and nevertheless, we must carry on, not letting our mind-sheep stray too far from the flock.

?Anyway, the call of the wild is herd!~`>>>>

More

Old

Bean!!!

MOB Rule!!!

Words to Live...bye!

Zut Alors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


It has suddenly dawn on me, and the serveral members of Pink Otter's Party, that Wee (that is to say, Us),  cumulatively, gratuitously, and unanimously, has acquired a lifetime of wizz-doms and other carp to passing on for you.

Tonight, this night of nights, many words are ringing in our ear, words we feel obrigate to bringing to your doorstep, not like fiery poop, but like beautiful mystery babies, or the surprise delivery package, or other gift!!!!!!!!!



Lucky you!!! 


YOu, dear reader, will be abolslutely swollen with wisdom wiffin space of mere minutes, all doo to the kindly of Pink Otter's Party !!!


Attentions must be payed!   (so sit down, and clam up!)


Here Wee Go!!!  (and try not to making a mess!)

Pink Otter Wizz-dom:

"I cahnt give you anyting but love, baby...

That the only ting I plenty off, baby!"

(Ev''body now!)

"I cahnt give you anyting but love, baby...

That the only ting I plenty off, baby!"

Chicky Wot-zit Wizz-dom: 

"Franky, my deer, I dont' give a dime! So get outta here, with your..."(shaddap!) 

(voice from the cowed: "O, deer!")

Okaasan Wizz-dom:

"Why don' pee pull just leave me 'lone?!" 

Old Bean Wizzdom: 

"Let the strangeness commence!" (continue???)

Chiyo-ni (who???) Wizz-dom:

"Bore not others, as others bore unto you."

Tiberious Wizz-dom:

"Provide, provide!" 

And the final words of wizz-dom, from all of us:

"You're soaking in it!" (Oh, Madge!)

To Bean Or Not To Bean...

JOY TO THE WHIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Febrooary--what-a month for celebrazen, feliciticitation and feliz navidad!

Let me be the furs (perhats the only!!) to wishing you Happy Chineeze Nude Year, Valentino, and, the, upcoming, Precedents' Day!!!!!

I givin you all-in-won best wishes, pom-poms and circumstance, blahblahblah, etc, so as to get more bang for my buck. 

What-a lucky you are!!!

Hey anyway...where you been?  You was almost left behind (unintelligibly, of course) by Pink Otter Party!!!!!!!!  

(voice from the cowed: "If you left behind, is that mean I right behind?")

Well! 

I sit corrected!

Anywhat, I know where I "bean", and specking of "bean"s...hows' our old fried Old Bean? 
I say, old chaps, wheres' Old Bean been??

(Aside: Hey, I can make a teepee!   /\  ) 

Well!

All I shall say, at this puncture, is that Olé Bean is safe and round (as am I!) and, as of this weakend, full-o-beans!  AKC: Church Supper Casseroll, made with hots dog and bean, an O.B. resippy and favorite amongst all of us here at Pink Otters' Party!


As if you dont have enough beans in your life, turn to us again, for another episode of... 

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days..."

(Heckker in the front row: Shaddap!!!)

Well!


As I says, before I so rewdly interpreted...watch Mr. Bean in my video roll. (I trust, old chaps, that you can find it?!.?!.?!.) If you rike to raugh, then raugh you will! 
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Still here? Wow, you has stanima!

So enjoy your Frebrewrary! , and, revel in beans! beans! beans!, and more beans!

Happy toilet!

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