Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Set Your Mind at "Wheeze!"

Oy Vey!!!
 
here you are again!!! 

hangins aroun like-a wet lawundry, waitins for me to write:  

speckstackular thing!!!

i hate to dissappear you, but:

that is not gonna happenings!!!

However, as they say:

Sit back, exlax, and enjoy the flight!!!

(O, the eggzilla
-rating sense of fleadom when you set your mind at "wheeze!")
 
Lastly, let me relieve you 
with Okaasan's ancient words of wizz

-dumb: 

"to every time there is a season, to every season there is a tree, to every tree there is a leaf, and sometime that leaf an that tree even tho belonging to my nay-bore make a BEEEEEEEEG mess in my yard, droppingleafslikecrazyandihafftorakingiteveryday..."(okayokayokay, we gets the picture!) 

an one more thing: flush, flush, and flush again! (cannons to the left of me, cannons to the right of me...enuff already!!)


P.ssst. from Winston Churchill: "we have nothing to fear but the toilet blocking."


P.ssst. from Old Bean (said in overly dramatic tone)

"SPRAY!  SPRAY!  FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS, SPRAY!

P.ssst. from Pink Otter: you mean "spay"  ???

Sunday, February 6, 2011

To Bean Or Not To Bean...

JOY TO THE WHIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Febrooary--what-a month for celebrazen, feliciticitation and feliz navidad!

Let me be the furs (perhats the only!!) to wishing you Happy Chineeze Nude Year, Valentino, and, the, upcoming, Precedents' Day!!!!!

I givin you all-in-won best wishes, pom-poms and circumstance, blahblahblah, etc, so as to get more bang for my buck. 

What-a lucky you are!!!


Hey anyway...where you been?  You was almost left behind (unintelligibly, of course) by Pink Otter Party!!!!!!!!  

(voice from the cowed: "If you left behind, is that mean I right behind?")


Well! 
I sit corrected!

Anywhat, I know where I "bean", and specking of "bean"s...hows' our old fried Old Bean? 
I say, old chaps, wheres' Old Bean been??

(Aside: Hey, I can make a teepee!   /\  ) 

Well!

All I shall say, at this puncture, is that Olé Bean is safe and round (as am I!) and, as of this weakend, full-o-beans!  AKC: Church Supper Casseroll, made with hots dog and bean, an O.B. resippy and favorite amongst all of us here at Pink Otters' Party!


As if you dont have enough beans in your life, turn to us again, for another episode of... 

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days..."

(Heckker in the front row: Shaddap!!!)

Well!


As I says, before I so rewdly interpreted...watch Mr. Bean in my video roll. (I trust, old chaps, that you can find it?!.?!.?!.) If you rike to raugh, then raugh you will! 
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Still here? Wow, you has stanima!

So enjoy your Frebrewrary! , and, revel in beans! beans! beans!, and more beans!

Happy toilet!

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Addendumb

For those of you following the saga of La Bloqued Toilette...I has an updraft from Old Bean.

He tole me tell you that HE da one who magnificently and magnanimusly un-bloqued la toilet so that all of us hear at Pink Otter Potty may continue to do our daily bizness.

Lettuce give credit where credit is "doo"!

Attentions must be paid, and now we are all paid up.

Huzzah!!!  
PDB (Prays Da Bean)!!!

All hail Da Mighty Bean!!!