Set Your Mind at "Wheeze!"

Oy Vey!!!

 

here you are again!!! 

hangins aroun like-a wet lawundry, waitins for me to write:  

speckstackular thing!!!

i hate to dissappear you, but:

that is not gonna happenings!!!

However, as they say:

Sit back, exlax, and enjoy the flight!!!

(O, the eggzilla

-rating sense of fleadom when you set your mind at "wheeze!")

 

Lastly, let me relieve you 

with Okaasan's ancient words of wizz

-dumb: 

"to every time there is a season, to every season there is a tree, to every tree there is a leaf, and sometime that leaf an that tree even tho belonging to my nay-bore make a BEEEEEEEEG mess in my yard, droppingleafslikecrazyandihafftorakingiteveryday..."(okayokayokay, we gets the picture!) 

an one more thing: flush, flush, and flush again! (cannons to the left of me, cannons to the right of me...enuff already!!)

P.ssst. from Winston Churchill: "we have nothing to fear but the toilet blocking."


P.ssst. from Old Bean (said in overly dramatic tone): 

"SPRAY!  SPRAY!  FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS, SPRAY!" 

P.ssst. from Pink Otter: you mean "spay"  ???

Sir Rounded!

Felicitations! And Feliz Navidad!!

there arr two kines ov peep-hole in the whirl: those who gizz you complimints, (ohh, yess, pleeze!) and THOSE WHO DONT (pffffffffffft)!!!

even tho you arr Sir Rounded by the latter, dont give up on us, baby... (see: David Soul)

you can do it!

wee beeleevz in yoo!

so,...

shut your mouf wif complaining, and get the ball on the stick!   (thank you, Okaasan)

and even if you cant, it doesn't really matter...

thats called, ABZURD, an has a great deal to-do with a mister Al Bear CaMoo, aminal rights activist, member ov the Pink Otter Party, and noted philatelist.

he was a large, fuzzy man, often seen dangling with cigarettes in bars

!!

'e 'ad a 'ot of "ideas"........., if 'ou ''ow 'hat i 'ean!!!

so....................

bbe happe, and keep on truckin'!!!!!!!!!!!

All-Yoo-Can-Eeet Buff-fay of Unforguttable Loss Vague-Azz Moe-ments !

Uddered oar observed by various parties of Pink Otter, while on vaycayshun in Vague-Azz...



"According to dis map.........
where iz dis place???" 


"That bump is tooo BIG!!!"


"That make my eyez go nutzz!!"


"Soap scam"


"I cantt walk anymorr!!!" 



"Hello, Hot World!"


"Water water water water..."





Non sekwiter:

Old Bean (holding up sell fone foto): 
  
   "This is my office."

Okaasan (thin-king OB iz taking herr picksure): 
  
   "No, I don't smile."


"i wanna see it again!"  (about Fantumm of  Oprah--more on dis later!!!!!)





"i like especially evvrything!!!!!"

Old Bean & Purple Yam

Gutenberg!!!!!

Lately, there have been requestings by Anon Y. Mous to the tune of "More Old Bean!" (or, MOB).

Hmmmm.......

I ponder...who this Mous-character, and why he (or, indeed, she!) shlushpishushly showings up at this time.

Mmmmmmm....Mmmmmmmmmm..............mmmmmmm........

(oh hai! Jes dreamin of  purple yam!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Dream sequence, starring Chiyo-ni as Jimi Hendrix:  

Purple Yam, is in my brain,
My friend she give me now I not the same
Mouth so happy, know the reason why--
'Scuse me while I kiss dis guy!!

Nyeow, nyeow, nyeow, 

Nyeow, nyeow nyeow!)

Hey, I getting distract by happy mouth time...

Notwithstanding and nevertheless, we must carry on, not letting our mind-sheep stray too far from the flock.

?Anyway, the call of the wild is herd!~`>>>>

More

Old

Bean!!!

MOB Rule!!!

Whaaaa?

Knockety, knock-knock, knock-knock!

(cautious peeking thru door crack) "Who dat?"

"Chester!"

"Whaaaa? I not buy nothin! Go way! Leaf me lone!" (slam!)

(trying again) Knockety, knock-knock, knock-knock!

(all light out, creepy up on door, one eye look thru pee(p)hole, no say nuthin...then...a evile cat walk into yard, big as please! Door flies open...or is that "Flies open door"???) "Hey, get out, stoopid cat! I get broom on you...no poop in my yard! Go home, get, get...I go wild woman on you...I turn water on, hose you! Boo! Boo!  

(assessing situations) "Hey! Hey, You! What you doin, all wild woman on dat cat? Let me bring back to you what call, REALTY. In Otter words, dis what is call 'joque' (pronounce 'ho-kay' in Spanish). Afta I say "Chester", you a-posed ta say, 'Chester who?', then I a-posed ta say: 'Chester Drawers!!!'"

Then, hillary ensue!!!

But now you go an roonin my joke, all for stoopid poopin cat...Well! 

(evile chin rubbing) I shall half the last lalf...just try say dis, while you watching evile neighbor cat poops in your yard--MUAHAHAHAHA!

The Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sheep's Sick.

Or, bitter yet:

Lesser Leather Never Weathered Wetter Weather Better. 

M U A H A H A H A H A A A A A A A A!

Sing Like The Wind!!!

Well Come, Frieds!!!

Toe-night, we heer at Pink Otter Party feeling to sing a song.

So, in other wurds, lay down your bird hens and let's your mind wander down the loonly alley of whatevah making you...(enuff, all read he!)

(ahem...)

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhh,

uppa buff da whirl so hi

lick a demon in the eye 

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhhhhh!!!

Words to Live...bye!

Zut Alors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


It has suddenly dawn on me, and the serveral members of Pink Otter's Party, that Wee (that is to say, Us),  cumulatively, gratuitously, and unanimously, has acquired a lifetime of wizz-doms and other carp to passing on for you.

Tonight, this night of nights, many words are ringing in our ear, words we feel obrigate to bringing to your doorstep, not like fiery poop, but like beautiful mystery babies, or the surprise delivery package, or other gift!!!!!!!!!



Lucky you!!! 


YOu, dear reader, will be abolslutely swollen with wisdom wiffin space of mere minutes, all doo to the kindly of Pink Otter's Party !!!


Attentions must be payed!   (so sit down, and clam up!)


Here Wee Go!!!  (and try not to making a mess!)

Pink Otter Wizz-dom:

"I cahnt give you anyting but love, baby...

That the only ting I plenty off, baby!"

(Ev''body now!)

"I cahnt give you anyting but love, baby...

That the only ting I plenty off, baby!"

Chicky Wot-zit Wizz-dom: 

"Franky, my deer, I dont' give a dime! So get outta here, with your..."(shaddap!) 

(voice from the cowed: "O, deer!")

Okaasan Wizz-dom:

"Why don' pee pull just leave me 'lone?!" 

Old Bean Wizzdom: 

"Let the strangeness commence!" (continue???)

Chiyo-ni (who???) Wizz-dom:

"Bore not others, as others bore unto you."

Tiberious Wizz-dom:

"Provide, provide!" 

And the final words of wizz-dom, from all of us:

"You're soaking in it!" (Oh, Madge!)

If I Onry Had a Brain!

Herrrroooooo!!!

Why, fine, thank you...And you?...you, too?

Spleendid!

How's your weather?

Nice??

Me, too!!!

And how are the "blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah..."

(psst...this part of conservation too borings; fell free to napping or eating a banana, whatevah turn you on!!)

 

Really? 

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah..."

(wunce again, feel flea to drifting off into space, the final frontier, or, otherwise,  singing a song to your head, such as "we're off to see-a whizzer, a-wonnerful whizzer of Odd!")

 

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblah...blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah 
blahblahblah
blahblah"

 

Why, thats resparkleble!

Wh-wh-wh-..., i-i-i-its like you Hoodeeny or sumfin, to reach in my mouths and pulling out a white rabbit full of exactly what I going to say!!!

Hey, wait-a cotton-pikkin' minute...what the...why I oughtta...Heaven to Mergatroid!...

Dont think I don know what going on here, bucckaroo!

You Copycatting Me!!!

Ha!

Voilà!

 

Touché!!!

Faux pas!!!

Chapeau!!!

Well, sir or madamm, I "wont' get frool again"
!

If I onry had a brain!!!