Sing Like The Wind!!!

Well Come, Frieds!!!

Toe-night, we heer at Pink Otter Party feeling to sing a song.

So, in other wurds, lay down your bird hens and let's your mind wander down the loonly alley of whatevah making you...(enuff, all read he!)

(ahem...)

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhh,

uppa buff da whirl so hi

lick a demon in the eye 

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhhhhh!!!

If I Onry Had a Brain!

Herrrroooooo!!!

Why, fine, thank you...And you?...you, too?

Spleendid!

How's your weather?

Nice??

Me, too!!!

And how are the "blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah..."

(psst...this part of conservation too borings; fell free to napping or eating a banana, whatevah turn you on!!)

 

Really? 

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah..."

(wunce again, feel flea to drifting off into space, the final frontier, or, otherwise,  singing a song to your head, such as "we're off to see-a whizzer, a-wonnerful whizzer of Odd!")

 

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblah...blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah 
blahblahblah
blahblah"

 

Why, thats resparkleble!

Wh-wh-wh-..., i-i-i-its like you Hoodeeny or sumfin, to reach in my mouths and pulling out a white rabbit full of exactly what I going to say!!!

Hey, wait-a cotton-pikkin' minute...what the...why I oughtta...Heaven to Mergatroid!...

Dont think I don know what going on here, bucckaroo!

You Copycatting Me!!!

Ha!

Voilà!

 

Touché!!!

Faux pas!!!

Chapeau!!!

Well, sir or madamm, I "wont' get frool again"
!

If I onry had a brain!!!

Fromthe Ininiable Okaasan

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi dee...

(Shaddaaaap!!!)

Okayokay, enough nunsense! Listen up, seven up!!!

Hear, for you, is litterature to enjoy your moment of bliss, compose by Okaasan and bought to you from our sponsor. Who shall rename maneless, indivisible, with liberty and justice for Al.  Enjoli this video!!!

P.S. Max, (tit le character from the story, Max) is cock-a-tail and has ability of changling from male to female to back again. 

Okay, now you ready...dig in!!! 

Max

So urusai, yo!

Ugh!

She/he hear outside bird, he hasta start "chinky-chan chinky-chan"...I change her cage today; oh my gaaash, it's a mess. 

Nasty! 

Good thing this doesn't smell, I'm tellin' you!

Now hummingbird cummin like crazy, free food. Hey, not free to me--free to them! 

Freebie cummin like crazy.

Ungrateful freebies!

Stray Cat

"Ahhhh!"...I say..."You hafta wait!"

He pretty good size. Oh my gaaash, what-a his nail...

Ugh!

I say, "ah-ah!"...then I smack him. I smack him head! 

One time I try to pick him. He try to bite me. I smack him, but he won't run away.

He friendly and all that...don't let me hold it or anything like that. One time he come in. Max got all excited!

I told Max, "That your 4-legged big brother!"

Election

So I got this crap everyday, so much...I chop my name off and throw them out.

We all voted no...they oughta give up!

Ugh!

Oh that's horrible...he oughta retired! Making me sick looking at his face!

What-a combination, him and him...Ugh!

I not gonna vote for two of dem...

What-a nerve!

Other People

I wish they just leave me lone!

They all stuff shirt!

They all boring people!

I mean, hey, you know!

Ugh!

Pink Otter A-peers!!!

(off-key warbling)  

Tonight's da night...

Gonna be awright,

Cuz I luv ya babe, ain't nobody gonna stop us now...

Oh, herro! I having good evening with Rod St. E. Wart in my mind and no see you sneeking ups on me!!

Sneeky bunny!

Hey...I has egg-sighting event for you.

Get ready, get set...you seen any eggs yet? 

Haaaaaaa! What chu think I ham, da Easter Bunny?

Okayokay, I just "yolking" around wit chu and "hamming" a guudo time!!!

Soon, you will be privilege to see the eloosive Pink Otter...

Butt first,

a joke:

Knock, knock.

Who dere?

Pink Otter.

Whaaat?

Pink Otter. 

Whaaat? I no here you from udder side of dis door.

Pink Otter!

Hoooo?

(pounding on door) 

Hey, dum-dum, I "otter" pound on you 'stead of dis door...clean yo eers cuz I ornery say dis one more times...

Pipe down and listen up!

Knock, knock.

Who dere?

Pink Otter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bafflegab

Hola, Amigos!!!

Mahalo and (Perry) Como Estas!!!

We hear at Pink Otter Party has been absent these past couple weeks, due to multiple of social event and obrigations, incruding cruising in Mexico, Harroween, Friday night Rocky Horror and, of course, erection activities. And plus, just being plumb tucker out!

O what a tangled up in blue web we weaves!

Neverthemore, some highlights pour vous (i.e., "poor you"):

Cruise was enjoy again by Old Bean and me. We meted people with odd name, such as Pui and Kamchana and other so strange we cannot be bother to remember. I threwed beanbag, bought scarfs and wore mask. Old Bean hang out in da smoky cashino, drink his Manhattans and Brooklyns and, by a teck-neek known as deus ex machina, win me at mini-gorufu.

In additionally, we exprerience for the fist time the couples hot stone message.

What can one say, but "hey, where can I get more dees paper undies they make us wear?"

Whoever, in a scientific pole, we ask 1,000 adult give us one good reason why is better to be adult than kid. Two person, of the initial "O.B." and "C.-n.", give us the answer of "BECAUSE OF THE HOT STONE MESSAGE, DUMMY!"

Mr. Pink, our relaxation consultant, travel companion and bear-child, went to dog boo-teek, became a mariachi and win the heart of Mexican everywhere with his stigmatic charm and Moaning Lisa smile!

As for Harroweens, I tellin' you, you mist out, mista! We hear at Pink Otter Party handed out the guudo candy, no cheepies! Chock-o's such as Peanut MM, Miruky Way, and such. The kidz what came to POP's place got rots o' candy and made out like bandit--ooooo-weeeee!!!

Meanwhiles, Okaasan weasel out of another Harroween by turning all da lights out in her house and being reeeel quiet-like.

Amen!

I mean, AHEM!...(throught clearing to go on for as long as needing)

(Finally...Sir Winston Churchill voice): Here we are, post-erection, standing on the prespiss of urinary incontinence...AHEM!

Blahblahblahblahblah...enough!

On to more important thing, like Rocky Horror!

O, how it warm the cockerels of my heart to seeing new generation of whipsnappers doing the Time Warp!!! I has face in the future of dis great nay-shun, that the sun shall never set on the British Empire as long as King Frank rain o'er the land!

Adios, Amigos!

Mahalo and Aloha!!!

 

Pink Otter Double-Punch!

Oooooo-weeeeee!!!

Happy Birthday To You!!! 

I knowing today may not be your barfday, but hey,...take it or leave it! 

If you decides to take this birphday wish, you may save for actual burpday-day, when you may be sitting all-lone in darkness, crying your eye into your bear, bluer than blue, sadder than sad, because of your friends' leading the bizzy lives and forgetted wishing you happiest on occasion of yore berth.

(Aside): Ah, yes...(pauses for dramatic effete)...shall I compare thee to a grecian urn, blowin' in the wind like cats on a hot tin roof...

(voice from the cowed): Shaddap!!! 

Hey, (wo)man...pipe down! We all (or, if you from Texcess: w'all) bizzy beees, swarmig and droning a lifes of quiet desperado!

Love, me tender!

So, girthday boy/girl...

Remember to has your cake and eat it, too!

What flavah will you has? Mines will be strawberry sh#$*cake, jes like Mama use ta make! (thas yo-Mama, not my-Mama!)

Or mebbe it Yo-Yo Ma-Mama...?

Okayokay...all to-get-her now: Shaddap!!!

Hope this flavahs to your licking! Enjoys your Pink Otter Double-Punch on this 2fer1 day!! 

Bonne Chance, and Bon Voyage to your happy degredation...no no, make that ovulation!!! 

"Sprightly" lion voice: (Exit--stage right)... 

MEEE-OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whacking lyrical

Oh!!! 

What a night!!!

Late December, back in sixy-tree...that-a verry specious time for me...

Ha-ha-ha, and not for you!!!

Dee-de-dee-de-dee-de-de!!!

In-dee-d!!! 


Pink Otter Party is nostalgic mooed, whacking lyrical upon the singular, glandular, jocular joys of musik, or, a.k.a., "music". 

Musik provide so much good time, allowing to escape from this tangle webs we weave into softly, fluttery, gardens of delight, where we laying on ham-hocks all day, closing our eyes, dripping into sleep, letting warm ocean breezes lulling us into our favorite dream...ahhhhhhh!!!

Oh, we so enjoys basking in our idle sweat, snorring, with nothing to bother but the caucasional flies!

And then...life.

Don't talk to me about life!!

That evil aralm crock! 

That poor man's wallet, that baseball bat to the head, that unforgiving Medusa! It barge in, no say hi, no do nothing but stomp and crunch all ovahs your beloved dream.

 
O, the huge manatee!

Anyhoo...despites that inconvenial, try to enjoy your lifes!

Have a good day!!! Fill it with your favorite thing, in my case, such as:  bananas, red car, and love!

See you late-ah, alligate-ah!!!

Igs'-pay Atin-Lay!!!

Ey-hay!!! 

Oh-ay oy-bay...Ink-pay Otter-ay Arty-pay iscover-ay Igs'-pay Atin-lay!!!

Ucky-lay ou-yay!!!

Ow-nay e-way an-cay as-hay emendous-tray ord-way un-fay!!!

P.S. Toe-day, from here ons out, POP will kindly translation of selected word into Pigs' Latin, for benefitting of those whose speaks language of pig.

Yappapapow!  (appapapow-yay!)

And moreover: Cerebrate good time, C'MON!! 

Yahoo!!

We gon cerebrate an' partey wichu!!

Okayokay, enough nonsensical!  Let's getting down to serious.  Which of the followings is your favorite sayings? 

1) bing bing bing bing bing bing 
    (ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay)

2) ning ning ning ning ning ning
    (ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay)

3) ping ping ping ping ping ping
    (ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay)

4) zing zing zing zing zing zing
    (ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay)

I votes for 1), because of most fun and easiest to say! 

Moreunder, if you finding yourselfs in emergency situations, like call 199, "bing bing bing bing bing bing"  or, "ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay", as you like it, is most easiest to say when fast actions are demanded on you.

Moveover, "zing zing zing zing zing zing", or "ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay", as you like it, is difficulty to say in emergency and make your moufs go all umb-nay.  

NEWS FLASH--HUZZAH, AND HULLABALOO!!!  After serval attempt, menowthink "zing" more betta than "bing". 

Et tu???

Hey, mongoose!...pipe down and listen up! 

Jellyroll, please!!

Is a time for: dun-dun-da-DUN!:

Word Of The Day!!! With Pink Otter Party!!!

Pink Otter WOTD: jellybean  (ellybean-jay)

Tiberius WOTD:  quixotic  (ixotic-quay) 

Old Bean WOTD:  knickers  (ickers-knay)  

Chicky Wot-zit WOTD:  scram  (am-scray) 

Chiyo-ni WOTD:  pickle (ickle-pay)       

Mango WOTD:  burp  (urp-bay)  

Spekking of pickle, try say dis in Pigs' Latin 5 time fast:

"Peter Piper peck a pack of pickle pepper."

Translations: "Eter-pay Iper-pay eck-pay a-ay ack-pay of-ay ickle-pay epper-pay."

Ou-yay y-tray!!! 

And, try dees other tongue twistys, made up by me. Try to say it 5 time fast--can you do it???

soft salt

oily oleaginous almonds

wet roadways


Dont' miss this opportunity for make magic with your tongue, and hours o fun!!! 

Enjoy your mouth! And more-so, we here at Pink Otter Party wishes you a good sunshine day, and happy good-hi! 

 

Happy Day-Gift!

Ah, another day to wrap up, like a beautiful birthday gift!!!

Pink Otter Party wishes this evening is good-a time as any to reflect on your phenomenal delights. 

Perhaps your day-gift include wonderful meal with people whom you do not hate. Perchance you were able to drive or stagger to the most pleasant destination. Or, then again, possibly you observate or participate certain thing, such as:

--picturesquely-flying crow gang in twilight sky

--rescue of moth from the heinous cat

--watching your loved one to sit in the damp seat, while yours remaining dry

Many things to bring the smiles.  :-)

Howevers, none may surpass my joy at morning time, when my body, groggy and oaf-like, sit down to prepare for the ingestion of supremely awaited cereals and...(drumrolls, please)...BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O, be still my heart!!!

Upon further reflection, what if some of your day-gift not bringing the happiness you desire?

As they say, there is always the other hand, the greener grass, and the cloud to ruin the silverware. 

Perhaps you hopped for better day-gift.

Perhaps you receive this day-gift thinking, hey, why me to get this crappy little thing called crap?

O, the horror! 
O, the humanity!

But, in the immoral words of Mr. David Soul (or Hutch, as he also known by)...DON'T GIVE UP ON US, BABY!!! Don't make the wrong seems right, the future not just dis one night, blahblahblah, etcetera, et al...coughcough, ahem, la-la...don't give up on us I know--WE CAN STILL COME TOO!!! 

Of course you can come to Pink Otter Party and meet Mr. David Soul!!!

But, first thing first: now is your chance to become philosopher and annoy all those around you. Ask yourselfs the one question we alls must ask: 

"Is my bum look big in dis?"

Holymoly, Batman!

Ka-POW!!!