Old Bean

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you, how's your day????????????

Okayokay, no more small talk. Now you get ready! 

Here's a story from Old Bean.

I have toothpaste, says Old Bean. 

Are you laughing yet? 

Okayokay, too early. I am laugh because I know what come next! 

I have toothpaste, says Old Bean, and he hold it up all proud to the bathroom mirror. 

This toothpaste very good, clean tartar, too. 

Then, all of sudden, I hear strange voice like from Mars Attacks. 

Whatyousayingwhatyousaying, I say, all irritate-like.

Then he say louder in Mars Attacks voice, rat-rat. Rat-rat! Rat-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat-rat!

Why you keep say ratratratrat? I say, exasperate-like.

Then he say, all obvious-like, rat-rat is tartar backwards. 

Oh-ho!

The End.

Remember, rat-rat is from Old Bean! He like to get credit for thing he say, so no go round like you said it! If you tell this your friend, please say "this is from Old Bean".

Because, he kine of like, invent rat-rat.

You will make him very HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!