Pink Otter Double-Punch!

Oooooo-weeeeee!!!

Happy Birthday To You!!! 

I knowing today may not be your barfday, but hey,...take it or leave it! 

If you decides to take this birphday wish, you may save for actual burpday-day, when you may be sitting all-lone in darkness, crying your eye into your bear, bluer than blue, sadder than sad, because of your friends' leading the bizzy lives and forgetted wishing you happiest on occasion of yore berth.

(Aside): Ah, yes...(pauses for dramatic effete)...shall I compare thee to a grecian urn, blowin' in the wind like cats on a hot tin roof...

(voice from the cowed): Shaddap!!! 

Hey, (wo)man...pipe down! We all (or, if you from Texcess: w'all) bizzy beees, swarmig and droning a lifes of quiet desperado!

Love, me tender!

So, girthday boy/girl...

Remember to has your cake and eat it, too!

What flavah will you has? Mines will be strawberry sh#$*cake, jes like Mama use ta make! (thas yo-Mama, not my-Mama!)

Or mebbe it Yo-Yo Ma-Mama...?

Okayokay...all to-get-her now: Shaddap!!!

Hope this flavahs to your licking! Enjoys your Pink Otter Double-Punch on this 2fer1 day!! 

Bonne Chance, and Bon Voyage to your happy degredation...no no, make that ovulation!!! 

"Sprightly" lion voice: (Exit--stage right)... 

MEEE-OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!