Tiberius

If you want to talk deep and surprising thought, I recommend you Tiberius. He is hippo and friend of Pink Otter (FOPO--or, FOP-O, if you like it!).

A few thing about Tiberius: he born to be big and mean, but only the big part happen. His parents name Tiberius on account of they wanted son who push everyone round, like ole Roman guy with same name.

Except they didn't count on, Tiberius is sensitive-like and full of deep and surprising thought. So he no want push everyone round. Most of all, he like to thinkandthinkandthink. He probably wish his name Socrates, but he stuck with Tiberius.

He kind of lonely, because he no talk too much. But one time I have tea with him and he tell me two thing, which I always remember and which I quote you words for words:

1)  "I have looked with longing eyes to other beasts, and above them all I place the dog. O, to be a dog!"

2)  "I am bad at many things, but I am very good at blocking toilets."

Ho!

To talk with Tiberius is to watch a luminous film taking over your life, perhaps in French or Swedish. A heart most poetic and strange!!

So, if you want deep and surprising thought, please consider Tiberius!!!