Fromthe Ininiable Okaasan

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi dee...

(Shaddaaaap!!!)

Okayokay, enough nunsense! Listen up, seven up!!!

Hear, for you, is litterature to enjoy your moment of bliss, compose by Okaasan and bought to you from our sponsor. Who shall rename maneless, indivisible, with liberty and justice for Al.  Enjoli this video!!!

P.S. Max, (tit le character from the story, Max) is cock-a-tail and has ability of changling from male to female to back again. 

Okay, now you ready...dig in!!! 

Max

So urusai, yo!

Ugh!

She/he hear outside bird, he hasta start "chinky-chan chinky-chan"...I change her cage today; oh my gaaash, it's a mess. 

Nasty! 

Good thing this doesn't smell, I'm tellin' you!

Now hummingbird cummin like crazy, free food. Hey, not free to me--free to them! 

Freebie cummin like crazy.

Ungrateful freebies!

Stray Cat

"Ahhhh!"...I say..."You hafta wait!"

He pretty good size. Oh my gaaash, what-a his nail...

Ugh!

I say, "ah-ah!"...then I smack him. I smack him head! 

One time I try to pick him. He try to bite me. I smack him, but he won't run away.

He friendly and all that...don't let me hold it or anything like that. One time he come in. Max got all excited!

I told Max, "That your 4-legged big brother!"

Election

So I got this crap everyday, so much...I chop my name off and throw them out.

We all voted no...they oughta give up!

Ugh!

Oh that's horrible...he oughta retired! Making me sick looking at his face!

What-a combination, him and him...Ugh!

I not gonna vote for two of dem...

What-a nerve!

Other People

I wish they just leave me lone!

They all stuff shirt!

They all boring people!

I mean, hey, you know!

Ugh!