Cast of CharacterZzzz...

Ahem!!!!

And now...some peotry! (we shall keep its shorts so azz not to bore you)

In conclusion!

In intransigent!

In effigy!

I bid you: A-doo!  (bless you!) 

 

Pink Otter

is an otter

who is pink

aptly named

don't you think?

Tiberius

the hippo

is a serious sort

"wing-ding-a-doodle-doo!!!"

is not something he would say

although he might think it.

Chickie What-zit

doesn't suffer fools

so what are you

still doing here?

Mango the Cat

if Mango the Cat

were a person, i would run

and be afraid.

Very afraid.

Okaasan

is a person

not a stuft animal or pet

she loves tv japan

and wishes she could understand korean

in order to better enhance

her tv viewing experiences

Old Bean

is not green

nor old

nor a bean

he is not mean

and prefers shorts

to jeans...

"nahwt i maine?"

(transylation for american's: "do you know what i mean?")

Chiyo-ni

often blurts out 

things like 

"chimichanga!" or 

"gutentag"  or 

"why you...i oughta..."

Talking with her one wonders

if one is in a foreign country

or a 1930's screwball comedy.
 

Set Your Mind at "Wheeze!"

Oy Vey!!!

 

here you are again!!! 

hangins aroun like-a wet lawundry, waitins for me to write:  

speckstackular thing!!!

i hate to dissappear you, but:

that is not gonna happenings!!!

However, as they say:

Sit back, exlax, and enjoy the flight!!!

(O, the eggzilla

-rating sense of fleadom when you set your mind at "wheeze!")

 

Lastly, let me relieve you 

with Okaasan's ancient words of wizz

-dumb: 

"to every time there is a season, to every season there is a tree, to every tree there is a leaf, and sometime that leaf an that tree even tho belonging to my nay-bore make a BEEEEEEEEG mess in my yard, droppingleafslikecrazyandihafftorakingiteveryday..."(okayokayokay, we gets the picture!) 

an one more thing: flush, flush, and flush again! (cannons to the left of me, cannons to the right of me...enuff already!!)

P.ssst. from Winston Churchill: "we have nothing to fear but the toilet blocking."


P.ssst. from Old Bean (said in overly dramatic tone): 

"SPRAY!  SPRAY!  FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS, SPRAY!" 

P.ssst. from Pink Otter: you mean "spay"  ???

Sir Rounded!

Felicitations! And Feliz Navidad!!

there arr two kines ov peep-hole in the whirl: those who gizz you complimints, (ohh, yess, pleeze!) and THOSE WHO DONT (pffffffffffft)!!!

even tho you arr Sir Rounded by the latter, dont give up on us, baby... (see: David Soul)

you can do it!

wee beeleevz in yoo!

so,...

shut your mouf wif complaining, and get the ball on the stick!   (thank you, Okaasan)

and even if you cant, it doesn't really matter...

thats called, ABZURD, an has a great deal to-do with a mister Al Bear CaMoo, aminal rights activist, member ov the Pink Otter Party, and noted philatelist.

he was a large, fuzzy man, often seen dangling with cigarettes in bars

!!

'e 'ad a 'ot of "ideas"........., if 'ou ''ow 'hat i 'ean!!!

so....................

bbe happe, and keep on truckin'!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Ea( )ter!!!

i beleeve in Easter Fairy!!!!!

if you beleeves too, make a Easter treee!!!

i tell you how--listen up!:

first, buy cheepie Beet Rix Potter book at grossry store ($2.00, pluss taxx).

Den, take kyuuto! Peeter Rabid stickahs an stick ums all ova your pretty paypahs!

Let stickahs perspire you, to creative peek, your Mt. Foreverest!

Den, go on wok, round to close-by parks and such, to finding the dramatic branch that speak only to you, in the language of treees.

Pick dat suckah up   !!!

Lay on table, in your home, to cluttering up for couple days (not yourselfs, dum-dum...da stick!!)

Erstwhiles....

Rememba, way back when, those stickahs on pretty paypahs? For the love of dog, cut dem out!!! Being carful to follow the grassful shapes.

Den, take out your sowing kit. You do own sowing kit, donut you? Well, DONUT YOU???

Take one good-size needle, and, thred. Use WHITE!!! Put glass on if needing, like Old Bean, tee hee ! 

(I talkins to YOU, OB!) Me, I can do wif mah nekkid "i" !!!

(Sigh) You still hear??

Poke needle in paypahs, loop threw, an tie little knot. Keep doing it, you slackah!!!    

Till you Finnish!!!

Den, go into garage, get pretty pot sumwunz gaves you, an Phil Wif Dirt. Stick stick in! 

I replete: Stick stick in!

Pump spray glitter on stick. Let dry (an' clean up dat mess you made!)

Hey, slumber head...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dis da good part...now, decorate your  "treee" , wif ornaments drenched in love!!!! 

Dis-play....

for All to see.     :-)))))

Den, gobble down sum choco eggz. If yooz fellin pertickularry ginormasaurous, den, by all means,

Cher!!!

Happy Eater!!!

Woe Iz Uzz!

Guess "hooooo"!!!!!

Itzu ME, aging!!!

We her at Pink Otterz Par-tay has been berry-berry buzzy, doing ting such as work, stuffin our face, and go to baffroom. Plus, put on lip-sdick!!!

What an ordeal!!!

And yet, and yet...

Despot this buzzy lie-style, A*MAY**ZING!!!*LEE we still haz time to ass the question: 

iz your'e mind a shambles?

??????????????????????????????????????

?

Well, Froggy, Guess What?

W-H-A-A-A-A-A-T???

One day, our buzzy lies, like flowerz that close up in the night, will all "bee", how can i put delicately, 

D-E-D.

Thass right--DED!!! (cue sinister muzak)

Holy shaving cream, Batman--What-a RIPOFF!!!

And, how dreary, not to mentions, utterly ordinary!!!

"Like sand threw the *OW!* -er glass, so iz the daze ov our lies..."

So fill yore daze wif wine, (wo)/men and song, a'd (poetic) think not ov the marrow, but chew the fat off the land until cows come home like vultures to pik yo're bonz clean.   :-)))))  

 

Zum gali gali gali, zum gali gali!

Filthy Wednesday

Bone-swarr, aujourd-hui!

We hear at Pink Otter Party is enjoy the midweek hoodilay, know as "Filthy Wednesday"  
(or, for you Okaasan-types, "Fi-ru-see U-e-n-su-day").


Filthy Wednesday trace its original back to Drood, ancient robe-guys too bizzy making stone hedges, so no bovver to take baffs. In this respect, such venereal hoodilay is celibation of the relax and bum-like altitude which is how we want to emu-




late.


Everybuddy wanting us,,,go-go-go!!! 


All the time!!!

I say,,,NO-NO-NO!!!



We sick ov!!! 

We think Drood, like man in pub, has a "point" (har-har)!



"Ancient" Bean freerain from this hoodilay, in honor ov his greezy hare, which preventings him from indulge, like us other jolly good fallows.

But, he with us in sp - it, which prods us on
                    (ir)

to 
greater 
depths.  :-)

  
Even Pink Otter, that most delly cat and 
(***) glamoruss (***), of creature, suggest:
 
"eh,bradda,why not go for broke-- how bow'Dirty Thursday' heyhey!!!"


I, for too, say, INDEED!!!


"Be-gone, fowl dwimmerlake!" sayz the aptly-named Old Bean, all pointy-finga, boomly-voice and Merlin-like.


(O for the love of dog!!!) 

Old Bean & Purple Yam

Gutenberg!!!!!

Lately, there have been requestings by Anon Y. Mous to the tune of "More Old Bean!" (or, MOB).

Hmmmm.......

I ponder...who this Mous-character, and why he (or, indeed, she!) shlushpishushly showings up at this time.

Mmmmmmm....Mmmmmmmmmm..............mmmmmmm........

(oh hai! Jes dreamin of  purple yam!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Dream sequence, starring Chiyo-ni as Jimi Hendrix:  

Purple Yam, is in my brain,
My friend she give me now I not the same
Mouth so happy, know the reason why--
'Scuse me while I kiss dis guy!!

Nyeow, nyeow, nyeow, 

Nyeow, nyeow nyeow!)

Hey, I getting distract by happy mouth time...

Notwithstanding and nevertheless, we must carry on, not letting our mind-sheep stray too far from the flock.

?Anyway, the call of the wild is herd!~`>>>>

More

Old

Bean!!!

MOB Rule!!!

Sunday Hippo

Too-day, we hear at Pink Otter Party is herring from our long-lost, Tiberius.

Tiberius, if you please, is a hippo. And, a rather large one at that!

Tiberius:  simple yet, complex sole, happy to walking round his neighbor, see flower and dog, and to making friend with toilet. 

And yet...and yet...........................


Ennui and despair pervading him, as that is his nature. 

If only life as just a wonderful cupcake, to be eating again and again!!

A lass, tiz also the toad in the hole, the rain in the bow  and the cat litterings that must be empties. 

O, the mundanity!

Tiberius wish for his life uncucumbered with such trifle. A-live of poetry, sunshine, clean underwear and endless cupcake...O, guard-hen of delight!!!

Giddyup, Tiberius!!!...Pink Otter's Party loving you! We loving you so much, we dream you as  feather or balloon, flouting on the zen cloud of happiest, spouting your Rumi-esque all ohh-va in the world, even into the twinkiest, most twinkling star!!!

Deer reeder! As you walkabout on this maze call life, do you thinking to yourself, why so hard to be human bean??

Think, on the other hand, of also how hard to be hippo, too.

Happy Soleil-day!!!

!sense making Stop

!you, Hey

!!!up cheery some need you like look You

??day you ov thing best 3 rememba you bow How

:mine Here's

3.  .me at wave girl Little

2.   .time Otter Pink

1.  .Bean Old to home Combing (!!!hair shorts new his and)

!!!!!off blast an rocket dis take!!!!!

S.P.  ???rocket like look mark ex-clam- asian notice eva You

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaaaa?

Knockety, knock-knock, knock-knock!

(cautious peeking thru door crack) "Who dat?"

"Chester!"

"Whaaaa? I not buy nothin! Go way! Leaf me lone!" (slam!)

(trying again) Knockety, knock-knock, knock-knock!

(all light out, creepy up on door, one eye look thru pee(p)hole, no say nuthin...then...a evile cat walk into yard, big as please! Door flies open...or is that "Flies open door"???) "Hey, get out, stoopid cat! I get broom on you...no poop in my yard! Go home, get, get...I go wild woman on you...I turn water on, hose you! Boo! Boo!  

(assessing situations) "Hey! Hey, You! What you doin, all wild woman on dat cat? Let me bring back to you what call, REALTY. In Otter words, dis what is call 'joque' (pronounce 'ho-kay' in Spanish). Afta I say "Chester", you a-posed ta say, 'Chester who?', then I a-posed ta say: 'Chester Drawers!!!'"

Then, hillary ensue!!!

But now you go an roonin my joke, all for stoopid poopin cat...Well! 

(evile chin rubbing) I shall half the last lalf...just try say dis, while you watching evile neighbor cat poops in your yard--MUAHAHAHAHA!

The Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sheep's Sick.

Or, bitter yet:

Lesser Leather Never Weathered Wetter Weather Better. 

M U A H A H A H A H A A A A A A A A!

Sing Like The Wind!!!

Well Come, Frieds!!!

Toe-night, we heer at Pink Otter Party feeling to sing a song.

So, in other wurds, lay down your bird hens and let's your mind wander down the loonly alley of whatevah making you...(enuff, all read he!)

(ahem...)

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhh,

uppa buff da whirl so hi

lick a demon in the eye 

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhhhhh!!!

Words to Live...bye!

Zut Alors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


It has suddenly dawn on me, and the serveral members of Pink Otter's Party, that Wee (that is to say, Us),  cumulatively, gratuitously, and unanimously, has acquired a lifetime of wizz-doms and other carp to passing on for you.

Tonight, this night of nights, many words are ringing in our ear, words we feel obrigate to bringing to your doorstep, not like fiery poop, but like beautiful mystery babies, or the surprise delivery package, or other gift!!!!!!!!!



Lucky you!!! 


YOu, dear reader, will be abolslutely swollen with wisdom wiffin space of mere minutes, all doo to the kindly of Pink Otter's Party !!!


Attentions must be payed!   (so sit down, and clam up!)


Here Wee Go!!!  (and try not to making a mess!)

Pink Otter Wizz-dom:

"I cahnt give you anyting but love, baby...

That the only ting I plenty off, baby!"

(Ev''body now!)

"I cahnt give you anyting but love, baby...

That the only ting I plenty off, baby!"

Chicky Wot-zit Wizz-dom: 

"Franky, my deer, I dont' give a dime! So get outta here, with your..."(shaddap!) 

(voice from the cowed: "O, deer!")

Okaasan Wizz-dom:

"Why don' pee pull just leave me 'lone?!" 

Old Bean Wizzdom: 

"Let the strangeness commence!" (continue???)

Chiyo-ni (who???) Wizz-dom:

"Bore not others, as others bore unto you."

Tiberious Wizz-dom:

"Provide, provide!" 

And the final words of wizz-dom, from all of us:

"You're soaking in it!" (Oh, Madge!)

If I Onry Had a Brain!

Herrrroooooo!!!

Why, fine, thank you...And you?...you, too?

Spleendid!

How's your weather?

Nice??

Me, too!!!

And how are the "blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah..."

(psst...this part of conservation too borings; fell free to napping or eating a banana, whatevah turn you on!!)

 

Really? 

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah..."

(wunce again, feel flea to drifting off into space, the final frontier, or, otherwise,  singing a song to your head, such as "we're off to see-a whizzer, a-wonnerful whizzer of Odd!")

 

"blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblah...blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah 
blahblahblah
blahblah"

 

Why, thats resparkleble!

Wh-wh-wh-..., i-i-i-its like you Hoodeeny or sumfin, to reach in my mouths and pulling out a white rabbit full of exactly what I going to say!!!

Hey, wait-a cotton-pikkin' minute...what the...why I oughtta...Heaven to Mergatroid!...

Dont think I don know what going on here, bucckaroo!

You Copycatting Me!!!

Ha!

Voilà!

 

Touché!!!

Faux pas!!!

Chapeau!!!

Well, sir or madamm, I "wont' get frool again"
!

If I onry had a brain!!!

To Bean Or Not To Bean...

JOY TO THE WHIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Febrooary--what-a month for celebrazen, feliciticitation and feliz navidad!

Let me be the furs (perhats the only!!) to wishing you Happy Chineeze Nude Year, Valentino, and, the, upcoming, Precedents' Day!!!!!

I givin you all-in-won best wishes, pom-poms and circumstance, blahblahblah, etc, so as to get more bang for my buck. 

What-a lucky you are!!!

Hey anyway...where you been?  You was almost left behind (unintelligibly, of course) by Pink Otter Party!!!!!!!!  

(voice from the cowed: "If you left behind, is that mean I right behind?")

Well! 

I sit corrected!

Anywhat, I know where I "bean", and specking of "bean"s...hows' our old fried Old Bean? 
I say, old chaps, wheres' Old Bean been??

(Aside: Hey, I can make a teepee!   /\  ) 

Well!

All I shall say, at this puncture, is that Olé Bean is safe and round (as am I!) and, as of this weakend, full-o-beans!  AKC: Church Supper Casseroll, made with hots dog and bean, an O.B. resippy and favorite amongst all of us here at Pink Otters' Party!


As if you dont have enough beans in your life, turn to us again, for another episode of... 

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days..."

(Heckker in the front row: Shaddap!!!)

Well!


As I says, before I so rewdly interpreted...watch Mr. Bean in my video roll. (I trust, old chaps, that you can find it?!.?!.?!.) If you rike to raugh, then raugh you will! 
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Still here? Wow, you has stanima!

So enjoy your Frebrewrary! , and, revel in beans! beans! beans!, and more beans!

Happy toilet!

/\  /\  /\

What Dog Like Best, and Need Most!!!

Herro, you burnin' hunk 'o' love!!! How was your day? 

Notso good? Well, sir or madarn, step right up an get the reliefs that only WOD can gives--WORD OF DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here gooes nuttin! Toady's word is:

CHUNKS

Répète, avec moi!:  CHUNKS

As in, thick.......meaty.......TENDER!  (woman in audience faints)

Hope you enjoy dis WOD, bring to you by ole Chuck's Waggin. See for yourselfs!:

Chucks' Waggin!!!



Répète, avec moi: Goodnight, loon!

Fromthe Ininiable Okaasan

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!

(Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho!)

Hi dee hi dee hi dee hi dee...

(Shaddaaaap!!!)

Okayokay, enough nunsense! Listen up, seven up!!!

Hear, for you, is litterature to enjoy your moment of bliss, compose by Okaasan and bought to you from our sponsor. Who shall rename maneless, indivisible, with liberty and justice for Al.  Enjoli this video!!!

P.S. Max, (tit le character from the story, Max) is cock-a-tail and has ability of changling from male to female to back again. 

Okay, now you ready...dig in!!! 

Max

So urusai, yo!

Ugh!

She/he hear outside bird, he hasta start "chinky-chan chinky-chan"...I change her cage today; oh my gaaash, it's a mess. 

Nasty! 

Good thing this doesn't smell, I'm tellin' you!

Now hummingbird cummin like crazy, free food. Hey, not free to me--free to them! 

Freebie cummin like crazy.

Ungrateful freebies!

Stray Cat

"Ahhhh!"...I say..."You hafta wait!"

He pretty good size. Oh my gaaash, what-a his nail...

Ugh!

I say, "ah-ah!"...then I smack him. I smack him head! 

One time I try to pick him. He try to bite me. I smack him, but he won't run away.

He friendly and all that...don't let me hold it or anything like that. One time he come in. Max got all excited!

I told Max, "That your 4-legged big brother!"

Election

So I got this crap everyday, so much...I chop my name off and throw them out.

We all voted no...they oughta give up!

Ugh!

Oh that's horrible...he oughta retired! Making me sick looking at his face!

What-a combination, him and him...Ugh!

I not gonna vote for two of dem...

What-a nerve!

Other People

I wish they just leave me lone!

They all stuff shirt!

They all boring people!

I mean, hey, you know!

Ugh!