Whaaaa?

Knockety, knock-knock, knock-knock!

(cautious peeking thru door crack) "Who dat?"

"Chester!"

"Whaaaa? I not buy nothin! Go way! Leaf me lone!" (slam!)

(trying again) Knockety, knock-knock, knock-knock!

(all light out, creepy up on door, one eye look thru pee(p)hole, no say nuthin...then...a evile cat walk into yard, big as please! Door flies open...or is that "Flies open door"???) "Hey, get out, stoopid cat! I get broom on you...no poop in my yard! Go home, get, get...I go wild woman on you...I turn water on, hose you! Boo! Boo!  

(assessing situations) "Hey! Hey, You! What you doin, all wild woman on dat cat? Let me bring back to you what call, REALTY. In Otter words, dis what is call 'joque' (pronounce 'ho-kay' in Spanish). Afta I say "Chester", you a-posed ta say, 'Chester who?', then I a-posed ta say: 'Chester Drawers!!!'"

Then, hillary ensue!!!

But now you go an roonin my joke, all for stoopid poopin cat...Well! 

(evile chin rubbing) I shall half the last lalf...just try say dis, while you watching evile neighbor cat poops in your yard--MUAHAHAHAHA!

The Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth Sheep's Sick.

Or, bitter yet:

Lesser Leather Never Weathered Wetter Weather Better. 

M U A H A H A H A H A A A A A A A A!

Igs'-pay Atin-Lay!!!

Ey-hay!!! 

Oh-ay oy-bay...Ink-pay Otter-ay Arty-pay iscover-ay Igs'-pay Atin-lay!!!

Ucky-lay ou-yay!!!

Ow-nay e-way an-cay as-hay emendous-tray ord-way un-fay!!!

P.S. Toe-day, from here ons out, POP will kindly translation of selected word into Pigs' Latin, for benefitting of those whose speaks language of pig.

Yappapapow!  (appapapow-yay!)

And moreover: Cerebrate good time, C'MON!! 

Yahoo!!

We gon cerebrate an' partey wichu!!

Okayokay, enough nonsensical!  Let's getting down to serious.  Which of the followings is your favorite sayings? 

1) bing bing bing bing bing bing 
    (ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay)

2) ning ning ning ning ning ning
    (ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay ing-nay)

3) ping ping ping ping ping ping
    (ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay ing-pay)

4) zing zing zing zing zing zing
    (ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay)

I votes for 1), because of most fun and easiest to say! 

Moreunder, if you finding yourselfs in emergency situations, like call 199, "bing bing bing bing bing bing"  or, "ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay ing-bay", as you like it, is most easiest to say when fast actions are demanded on you.

Moveover, "zing zing zing zing zing zing", or "ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay ing-zay", as you like it, is difficulty to say in emergency and make your moufs go all umb-nay.  

NEWS FLASH--HUZZAH, AND HULLABALOO!!!  After serval attempt, menowthink "zing" more betta than "bing". 

Et tu???

Hey, mongoose!...pipe down and listen up! 

Jellyroll, please!!

Is a time for: dun-dun-da-DUN!:

Word Of The Day!!! With Pink Otter Party!!!

Pink Otter WOTD: jellybean  (ellybean-jay)

Tiberius WOTD:  quixotic  (ixotic-quay) 

Old Bean WOTD:  knickers  (ickers-knay)  

Chicky Wot-zit WOTD:  scram  (am-scray) 

Chiyo-ni WOTD:  pickle (ickle-pay)       

Mango WOTD:  burp  (urp-bay)  

Spekking of pickle, try say dis in Pigs' Latin 5 time fast:

"Peter Piper peck a pack of pickle pepper."

Translations: "Eter-pay Iper-pay eck-pay a-ay ack-pay of-ay ickle-pay epper-pay."

Ou-yay y-tray!!! 

And, try dees other tongue twistys, made up by me. Try to say it 5 time fast--can you do it???

soft salt

oily oleaginous almonds

wet roadways


Dont' miss this opportunity for make magic with your tongue, and hours o fun!!! 

Enjoy your mouth! And more-so, we here at Pink Otter Party wishes you a good sunshine day, and happy good-hi!