Set Your Mind at "Wheeze!"

Oy Vey!!!

 

here you are again!!! 

hangins aroun like-a wet lawundry, waitins for me to write:  

speckstackular thing!!!

i hate to dissappear you, but:

that is not gonna happenings!!!

However, as they say:

Sit back, exlax, and enjoy the flight!!!

(O, the eggzilla

-rating sense of fleadom when you set your mind at "wheeze!")

 

Lastly, let me relieve you 

with Okaasan's ancient words of wizz

-dumb: 

"to every time there is a season, to every season there is a tree, to every tree there is a leaf, and sometime that leaf an that tree even tho belonging to my nay-bore make a BEEEEEEEEG mess in my yard, droppingleafslikecrazyandihafftorakingiteveryday..."(okayokayokay, we gets the picture!) 

an one more thing: flush, flush, and flush again! (cannons to the left of me, cannons to the right of me...enuff already!!)

P.ssst. from Winston Churchill: "we have nothing to fear but the toilet blocking."


P.ssst. from Old Bean (said in overly dramatic tone): 

"SPRAY!  SPRAY!  FOR THE LOVE OF DOGS, SPRAY!" 

P.ssst. from Pink Otter: you mean "spay"  ???

FUR-st in: * sH%! *

d()gg Sh%$...gr0S$!!!

M^ng()  tHe C^t hair hEEr:  

ye$$-turd-Day, on that bee-loved ho!!ydaY

wear c^tzz sitt a(round) bye tHe fffiRe wiLE

peep-hole g3TT dRUNK and w@TcH tee-vee

(o00O...thASS call3d [evv-ree-daaY!]

.....ha#ha......

yee eye 3aw thE mOOst diZZ-gu3T-iNg s-eye-t:

a   "[d0gg  sh#$]"   

!!!???!@!!(*^%$$

00ooOoo0), #he h0rrrrr0rrrrrrr!@#@$%$#

aNd-yet,,,

iye hAd 2 w@tTh, lickk a tRRain cr^-shING! 

in2 m-eye foo000OO0DD  boO0hLlL.....

C FUR yOuRs3lF!+

W^^RNing:::  ""CAVE^t emPPtoire!!!""  

Vid-E0 may n0t B s**t-able foR cHILdr#nn!!

thIS Izz *d-i$g**tiNgg*!!!

Wordsday

Goodbye!!!

Oh...you still hear?

Well, then, let the strained juice commence!

Several words, to be exact, have impermeated my thin king, just plopping onto my brain like leftover stew. 

Word stew, that is!!! 

Make of them what you will...a meal, snack or rancid cookie!

tantric  gobble  fizzle  dipthong  ruckus simpatico  abeyance  replete  citadel  plum forsooth  dastardly  aloha  torrid  walrus cheeseburger  bonobo  bounce!

(pop  bing  rouse  kvetch!)


Hello!!!

POTO-crazy!!!

"wishin-gyoo werr somehowl heer agen,

wishin-gyoo werr somehowl neer,

sometimez it seeemz, iff i juss dreeemz,  

somehowl yoo wud bee heeeRRR!!!" 

(cough, cough, cough coughcoughcough,    COUGH      COUGH COUGH!)

 

Some, (or, to be more precisely, one) ov yoo may be missing the musings ov Pin-Kotter, in these too moths that has gone bye. 

Howevva!!


Pin-Kotter, hav not, nesssssarily, been missin gyoo!!

Or,,, have they/wee???

Anywhen, Pin-Kotter thin-k it bets to carrying on as if too moths ago were yesterday...

Lest seee...were where wee???

Ooh-ooh-ooooh! (hand waving wildly) 
I kno, Pinky Kot-taire!!.......................................................

Sumwun hazz gone POTO-crazzy, ann il'l give u hints...its' not U!!!

Bedsides, since you no kno what POTO meaning, (sigh), I give explain.  

"You try my patience!!!"

Dis is POTO:  Phantum of the Oprah Opera!!! 

Eva since return from Loose Vegas, were wee saw the famuzz POTO show, wee heer at POP cannot gett enuff!!! 

We r "PHANs"!!!

wut izz knot to like...capes, masks, romanzz, even a sord fight!!! 

And!!!!! 

SINGING!!!

Wee lovzz singing...as example, to quote from POTO:

"Naaaaaa, na na na na na na na naaaaa...inside your mind!" 

All-Yoo-Can-Eeet Buff-fay of Unforguttable Loss Vague-Azz Moe-ments !

Uddered oar observed by various parties of Pink Otter, while on vaycayshun in Vague-Azz...



"According to dis map.........
where iz dis place???" 


"That bump is tooo BIG!!!"


"That make my eyez go nutzz!!"


"Soap scam"


"I cantt walk anymorr!!!" 



"Hello, Hot World!"


"Water water water water..."





Non sekwiter:

Old Bean (holding up sell fone foto): 
  
   "This is my office."

Okaasan (thin-king OB iz taking herr picksure): 
  
   "No, I don't smile."


"i wanna see it again!"  (about Fantumm of  Oprah--more on dis later!!!!!)





"i like especially evvrything!!!!!"

Okaasan Weather Report

Hi!!

Howse goin'?

Howse weather there?

Here.......oh mai gosh,,, itzu soo cold,,,I'm tellin' you!

Itzu crazy!

Onry 55, inside house onry 64.

Crazy, I'm tellin' you!!

An what-a wind! Every day so windy...whass happening??!!

Im all bundle up, wearin' 2 Cuddel Duds, big heby sokksu, sweatshirt. 

An that LL Bean vest...juss can't getaway from it!!

Howse your' weather?

Same like here??

Guloomy? Cold? Windly?

Copycat!!!!!

Happy Ea( )ter!!!

i beleeve in Easter Fairy!!!!!

if you beleeves too, make a Easter treee!!!

i tell you how--listen up!:

first, buy cheepie Beet Rix Potter book at grossry store ($2.00, pluss taxx).

Den, take kyuuto! Peeter Rabid stickahs an stick ums all ova your pretty paypahs!

Let stickahs perspire you, to creative peek, your Mt. Foreverest!

Den, go on wok, round to close-by parks and such, to finding the dramatic branch that speak only to you, in the language of treees.

Pick dat suckah up   !!!

Lay on table, in your home, to cluttering up for couple days (not yourselfs, dum-dum...da stick!!)

Erstwhiles....

Rememba, way back when, those stickahs on pretty paypahs? For the love of dog, cut dem out!!! Being carful to follow the grassful shapes.

Den, take out your sowing kit. You do own sowing kit, donut you? Well, DONUT YOU???

Take one good-size needle, and, thred. Use WHITE!!! Put glass on if needing, like Old Bean, tee hee ! 

(I talkins to YOU, OB!) Me, I can do wif mah nekkid "i" !!!

(Sigh) You still hear??

Poke needle in paypahs, loop threw, an tie little knot. Keep doing it, you slackah!!!    

Till you Finnish!!!

Den, go into garage, get pretty pot sumwunz gaves you, an Phil Wif Dirt. Stick stick in! 

I replete: Stick stick in!

Pump spray glitter on stick. Let dry (an' clean up dat mess you made!)

Hey, slumber head...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dis da good part...now, decorate your  "treee" , wif ornaments drenched in love!!!! 

Dis-play....

for All to see.     :-)))))

Den, gobble down sum choco eggz. If yooz fellin pertickularry ginormasaurous, den, by all means,

Cher!!!

Happy Eater!!!

Woe Iz Uzz!

Guess "hooooo"!!!!!

Itzu ME, aging!!!

We her at Pink Otterz Par-tay has been berry-berry buzzy, doing ting such as work, stuffin our face, and go to baffroom. Plus, put on lip-sdick!!!

What an ordeal!!!

And yet, and yet...

Despot this buzzy lie-style, A*MAY**ZING!!!*LEE we still haz time to ass the question: 

iz your'e mind a shambles?

??????????????????????????????????????

?

Well, Froggy, Guess What?

W-H-A-A-A-A-A-T???

One day, our buzzy lies, like flowerz that close up in the night, will all "bee", how can i put delicately, 

D-E-D.

Thass right--DED!!! (cue sinister muzak)

Holy shaving cream, Batman--What-a RIPOFF!!!

And, how dreary, not to mentions, utterly ordinary!!!

"Like sand threw the *OW!* -er glass, so iz the daze ov our lies..."

So fill yore daze wif wine, (wo)/men and song, a'd (poetic) think not ov the marrow, but chew the fat off the land until cows come home like vultures to pik yo're bonz clean.   :-)))))  

 

Zum gali gali gali, zum gali gali!

Filthy Wednesday

Bone-swarr, aujourd-hui!

We hear at Pink Otter Party is enjoy the midweek hoodilay, know as "Filthy Wednesday"  
(or, for you Okaasan-types, "Fi-ru-see U-e-n-su-day").


Filthy Wednesday trace its original back to Drood, ancient robe-guys too bizzy making stone hedges, so no bovver to take baffs. In this respect, such venereal hoodilay is celibation of the relax and bum-like altitude which is how we want to emu-




late.


Everybuddy wanting us,,,go-go-go!!! 


All the time!!!

I say,,,NO-NO-NO!!!



We sick ov!!! 

We think Drood, like man in pub, has a "point" (har-har)!



"Ancient" Bean freerain from this hoodilay, in honor ov his greezy hare, which preventings him from indulge, like us other jolly good fallows.

But, he with us in sp - it, which prods us on
                    (ir)

to 
greater 
depths.  :-)

  
Even Pink Otter, that most delly cat and 
(***) glamoruss (***), of creature, suggest:
 
"eh,bradda,why not go for broke-- how bow'Dirty Thursday' heyhey!!!"


I, for too, say, INDEED!!!


"Be-gone, fowl dwimmerlake!" sayz the aptly-named Old Bean, all pointy-finga, boomly-voice and Merlin-like.


(O for the love of dog!!!) 

!sense making Stop

!you, Hey

!!!up cheery some need you like look You

??day you ov thing best 3 rememba you bow How

:mine Here's

3.  .me at wave girl Little

2.   .time Otter Pink

1.  .Bean Old to home Combing (!!!hair shorts new his and)

!!!!!off blast an rocket dis take!!!!!

S.P.  ???rocket like look mark ex-clam- asian notice eva You

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sing Like The Wind!!!

Well Come, Frieds!!!

Toe-night, we heer at Pink Otter Party feeling to sing a song.

So, in other wurds, lay down your bird hens and let's your mind wander down the loonly alley of whatevah making you...(enuff, all read he!)

(ahem...)

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhh,

uppa buff da whirl so hi

lick a demon in the eye 

tinkle tinkle leethel stah

how why under achoo!...ahhhhhh!!!