Pugg Partyy, Part Deux!!

Yooo Hoooo!!!

Gets ready fo' mo' puggzz!!!

Puggyy Partyy!!

Pee Es:  Old Been sez  """too many a**es!!!"""

Wutchuu thinkk?

Happy Ea( )ter!!!

i beleeve in Easter Fairy!!!!!

if you beleeves too, make a Easter treee!!!

i tell you how--listen up!:

first, buy cheepie Beet Rix Potter book at grossry store ($2.00, pluss taxx).

Den, take kyuuto! Peeter Rabid stickahs an stick ums all ova your pretty paypahs!

Let stickahs perspire you, to creative peek, your Mt. Foreverest!

Den, go on wok, round to close-by parks and such, to finding the dramatic branch that speak only to you, in the language of treees.

Pick dat suckah up   !!!

Lay on table, in your home, to cluttering up for couple days (not yourselfs, dum-dum...da stick!!)

Erstwhiles....

Rememba, way back when, those stickahs on pretty paypahs? For the love of dog, cut dem out!!! Being carful to follow the grassful shapes.

Den, take out your sowing kit. You do own sowing kit, donut you? Well, DONUT YOU???

Take one good-size needle, and, thred. Use WHITE!!! Put glass on if needing, like Old Bean, tee hee ! 

(I talkins to YOU, OB!) Me, I can do wif mah nekkid "i" !!!

(Sigh) You still hear??

Poke needle in paypahs, loop threw, an tie little knot. Keep doing it, you slackah!!!    

Till you Finnish!!!

Den, go into garage, get pretty pot sumwunz gaves you, an Phil Wif Dirt. Stick stick in! 

I replete: Stick stick in!

Pump spray glitter on stick. Let dry (an' clean up dat mess you made!)

Hey, slumber head...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dis da good part...now, decorate your  "treee" , wif ornaments drenched in love!!!! 

Dis-play....

for All to see.     :-)))))

Den, gobble down sum choco eggz. If yooz fellin pertickularry ginormasaurous, den, by all means,

Cher!!!

Happy Eater!!!

Filthy Wednesday

Bone-swarr, aujourd-hui!

We hear at Pink Otter Party is enjoy the midweek hoodilay, know as "Filthy Wednesday"  
(or, for you Okaasan-types, "Fi-ru-see U-e-n-su-day").


Filthy Wednesday trace its original back to Drood, ancient robe-guys too bizzy making stone hedges, so no bovver to take baffs. In this respect, such venereal hoodilay is celibation of the relax and bum-like altitude which is how we want to emu-




late.


Everybuddy wanting us,,,go-go-go!!! 


All the time!!!

I say,,,NO-NO-NO!!!



We sick ov!!! 

We think Drood, like man in pub, has a "point" (har-har)!



"Ancient" Bean freerain from this hoodilay, in honor ov his greezy hare, which preventings him from indulge, like us other jolly good fallows.

But, he with us in sp - it, which prods us on
                    (ir)

to 
greater 
depths.  :-)

  
Even Pink Otter, that most delly cat and 
(***) glamoruss (***), of creature, suggest:
 
"eh,bradda,why not go for broke-- how bow'Dirty Thursday' heyhey!!!"


I, for too, say, INDEED!!!


"Be-gone, fowl dwimmerlake!" sayz the aptly-named Old Bean, all pointy-finga, boomly-voice and Merlin-like.


(O for the love of dog!!!) 

Pink Otter A-peers!!!

(off-key warbling)  

Tonight's da night...

Gonna be awright,

Cuz I luv ya babe, ain't nobody gonna stop us now...

Oh, herro! I having good evening with Rod St. E. Wart in my mind and no see you sneeking ups on me!!

Sneeky bunny!

Hey...I has egg-sighting event for you.

Get ready, get set...you seen any eggs yet? 

Haaaaaaa! What chu think I ham, da Easter Bunny?

Okayokay, I just "yolking" around wit chu and "hamming" a guudo time!!!

Soon, you will be privilege to see the eloosive Pink Otter...

Butt first,

a joke:

Knock, knock.

Who dere?

Pink Otter.

Whaaat?

Pink Otter. 

Whaaat? I no here you from udder side of dis door.

Pink Otter!

Hoooo?

(pounding on door) 

Hey, dum-dum, I "otter" pound on you 'stead of dis door...clean yo eers cuz I ornery say dis one more times...

Pipe down and listen up!

Knock, knock.

Who dere?

Pink Otter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pink Otter Double-Punch!

Oooooo-weeeeee!!!

Happy Birthday To You!!! 

I knowing today may not be your barfday, but hey,...take it or leave it! 

If you decides to take this birphday wish, you may save for actual burpday-day, when you may be sitting all-lone in darkness, crying your eye into your bear, bluer than blue, sadder than sad, because of your friends' leading the bizzy lives and forgetted wishing you happiest on occasion of yore berth.

(Aside): Ah, yes...(pauses for dramatic effete)...shall I compare thee to a grecian urn, blowin' in the wind like cats on a hot tin roof...

(voice from the cowed): Shaddap!!! 

Hey, (wo)man...pipe down! We all (or, if you from Texcess: w'all) bizzy beees, swarmig and droning a lifes of quiet desperado!

Love, me tender!

So, girthday boy/girl...

Remember to has your cake and eat it, too!

What flavah will you has? Mines will be strawberry sh#$*cake, jes like Mama use ta make! (thas yo-Mama, not my-Mama!)

Or mebbe it Yo-Yo Ma-Mama...?

Okayokay...all to-get-her now: Shaddap!!!

Hope this flavahs to your licking! Enjoys your Pink Otter Double-Punch on this 2fer1 day!! 

Bonne Chance, and Bon Voyage to your happy degredation...no no, make that ovulation!!! 

"Sprightly" lion voice: (Exit--stage right)... 

MEEE-OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La Bloqued Toilette

Herro!!!

How are you on this gray and hopefully day?

Spleendid, I hop!

We here at Pink Otter Party has, what you might call, a (hush hush) toilet sit-u-a-shuns goings on. 

?What? You didnt' hear? May I scream it for you?
I saids:  

WE HAS A TOILET SIT-U-A-SHUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Madame, shall we be French? How, perchance, did this...uh...schit-u-a-shuns, come to happening in your, shall we say, toilette?

"Oui oui!" (translations: "Wee wee!") says Madman. "Pipez-down, et moi will tell-ez you le story!!

Mon cherry, remember Tiberius??? Le grand hippo dans toot le monde? Ah, savoir-faire! Il came to drink le thé avec moi, et to eet zee leetle cup-of-cake. Suddenly, zing-zing, vite-vite, 'excusez-moi!'

Et, le next things moi know, mon toilette, is, shall we say, bloqued. 

Mon Dieu!!!" 

Oh, perchance, Madamn!  Merci pour le story!

Lettuce leafing the French for now to consider the case of Tiberius. He come ovah, happiness drinking the tea and eating cup-o'-cakes in his majestic way, and he very promptly to block our toilet, commencing all manner of inconvenient for us!!!


And yet...and yet................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


...........we cannot help, perchance, but to love Tiberius. For, mais oui, to love Tiberius is to love all of Tiberius, with no exceptional of his asstounding toiret-brocking skills. 

Tiberius, dont' hang your heads! WE LOVES YOU!!!

Brave hippo:  Go gentle into that good toilet!

Au reservoir!!!













 

Whacking lyrical

Oh!!! 

What a night!!!

Late December, back in sixy-tree...that-a verry specious time for me...

Ha-ha-ha, and not for you!!!

Dee-de-dee-de-dee-de-de!!!

In-dee-d!!! 


Pink Otter Party is nostalgic mooed, whacking lyrical upon the singular, glandular, jocular joys of musik, or, a.k.a., "music". 

Musik provide so much good time, allowing to escape from this tangle webs we weave into softly, fluttery, gardens of delight, where we laying on ham-hocks all day, closing our eyes, dripping into sleep, letting warm ocean breezes lulling us into our favorite dream...ahhhhhhh!!!

Oh, we so enjoys basking in our idle sweat, snorring, with nothing to bother but the caucasional flies!

And then...life.

Don't talk to me about life!!

That evil aralm crock! 

That poor man's wallet, that baseball bat to the head, that unforgiving Medusa! It barge in, no say hi, no do nothing but stomp and crunch all ovahs your beloved dream.

 
O, the huge manatee!

Anyhoo...despites that inconvenial, try to enjoy your lifes!

Have a good day!!! Fill it with your favorite thing, in my case, such as:  bananas, red car, and love!

See you late-ah, alligate-ah!!!

Pink Otter find Kawaii!!!

For increasement of CUTE POWAH!!!