Cast of CharacterZzzz...

Ahem!!!!

And now...some peotry! (we shall keep its shorts so azz not to bore you)

In conclusion!

In intransigent!

In effigy!

I bid you: A-doo!  (bless you!) 

 

Pink Otter

is an otter

who is pink

aptly named

don't you think?

Tiberius

the hippo

is a serious sort

"wing-ding-a-doodle-doo!!!"

is not something he would say

although he might think it.

Chickie What-zit

doesn't suffer fools

so what are you

still doing here?

Mango the Cat

if Mango the Cat

were a person, i would run

and be afraid.

Very afraid.

Okaasan

is a person

not a stuft animal or pet

she loves tv japan

and wishes she could understand korean

in order to better enhance

her tv viewing experiences

Old Bean

is not green

nor old

nor a bean

he is not mean

and prefers shorts

to jeans...

"nahwt i maine?"

(transylation for american's: "do you know what i mean?")

Chiyo-ni

often blurts out 

things like 

"chimichanga!" or 

"gutentag"  or 

"why you...i oughta..."

Talking with her one wonders

if one is in a foreign country

or a 1930's screwball comedy.
 

FUR-st in: * sH%! *

d()gg Sh%$...gr0S$!!!

M^ng()  tHe C^t hair hEEr:  

ye$$-turd-Day, on that bee-loved ho!!ydaY

wear c^tzz sitt a(round) bye tHe fffiRe wiLE

peep-hole g3TT dRUNK and w@TcH tee-vee

(o00O...thASS call3d [evv-ree-daaY!]

.....ha#ha......

yee eye 3aw thE mOOst diZZ-gu3T-iNg s-eye-t:

a   "[d0gg  sh#$]"   

!!!???!@!!(*^%$$

00ooOoo0), #he h0rrrrr0rrrrrrr!@#@$%$#

aNd-yet,,,

iye hAd 2 w@tTh, lickk a tRRain cr^-shING! 

in2 m-eye foo000OO0DD  boO0hLlL.....

C FUR yOuRs3lF!+

W^^RNing:::  ""CAVE^t emPPtoire!!!""  

Vid-E0 may n0t B s**t-able foR cHILdr#nn!!

thIS Izz *d-i$g**tiNgg*!!!

Habba Dasha FUN!

Sorry my friend...

are you having glumm??

Here's an idea...dress in your finery, such as boa, glitter, or pirate, to run your blooze away!

Think of it...let your mind inspire to arduous heights! 

Hair like Marie Antoinette or Beet Hoven is most divine, like spires reaching towards the heaven. Poof out to let your true self shine!

If you have dog, especially of type boston terror, pug, or chi- 

wawa

(sigh...or, if you must, a cat)

fetch them immediately!!

to your side to share in your *glamour adventure*!

Kitty wigs are all the rage...im talkin to you, M@nG%!!!

Is your name, Perchance, or "Old Bean"??

Why, gentleman, gird your loins!!

Breeches? Wastecoat? Mon Uncle?

In your frippery and foppery, it goes without saying:

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