Old Bean & Purple Yam

Gutenberg!!!!!

Lately, there have been requestings by Anon Y. Mous to the tune of "More Old Bean!" (or, MOB).

Hmmmm.......

I ponder...who this Mous-character, and why he (or, indeed, she!) shlushpishushly showings up at this time.

Mmmmmmm....Mmmmmmmmmm..............mmmmmmm........

(oh hai! Jes dreamin of  purple yam!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Dream sequence, starring Chiyo-ni as Jimi Hendrix:  

Purple Yam, is in my brain,
My friend she give me now I not the same
Mouth so happy, know the reason why--
'Scuse me while I kiss dis guy!!

Nyeow, nyeow, nyeow, 

Nyeow, nyeow nyeow!)

Hey, I getting distract by happy mouth time...

Notwithstanding and nevertheless, we must carry on, not letting our mind-sheep stray too far from the flock.

?Anyway, the call of the wild is herd!~`>>>>

More

Old

Bean!!!

MOB Rule!!!

To Bean Or Not To Bean...

JOY TO THE WHIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Febrooary--what-a month for celebrazen, feliciticitation and feliz navidad!

Let me be the furs (perhats the only!!) to wishing you Happy Chineeze Nude Year, Valentino, and, the, upcoming, Precedents' Day!!!!!

I givin you all-in-won best wishes, pom-poms and circumstance, blahblahblah, etc, so as to get more bang for my buck. 

What-a lucky you are!!!

Hey anyway...where you been?  You was almost left behind (unintelligibly, of course) by Pink Otter Party!!!!!!!!  

(voice from the cowed: "If you left behind, is that mean I right behind?")

Well! 

I sit corrected!

Anywhat, I know where I "bean", and specking of "bean"s...hows' our old fried Old Bean? 
I say, old chaps, wheres' Old Bean been??

(Aside: Hey, I can make a teepee!   /\  ) 

Well!

All I shall say, at this puncture, is that Olé Bean is safe and round (as am I!) and, as of this weakend, full-o-beans!  AKC: Church Supper Casseroll, made with hots dog and bean, an O.B. resippy and favorite amongst all of us here at Pink Otters' Party!


As if you dont have enough beans in your life, turn to us again, for another episode of... 

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days..."

(Heckker in the front row: Shaddap!!!)

Well!


As I says, before I so rewdly interpreted...watch Mr. Bean in my video roll. (I trust, old chaps, that you can find it?!.?!.?!.) If you rike to raugh, then raugh you will! 
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Still here? Wow, you has stanima!

So enjoy your Frebrewrary! , and, revel in beans! beans! beans!, and more beans!

Happy toilet!

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Season's Eatings!

Ho Ho Ho!

or is it

Oh Oh Oh!

or is it

Oh Ho Ho!

or is it

OhHoooOhoHOhOHhhOHOHOohohohohhhhOoooo!

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or is it...

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SHADDAAAAPPP!!!!!!!

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Shiit-ake mushrooms!

Some body wen to bed on wrong side and gave us all pains in the neck!

Dis a-posed to be happy days, to have and to hole, to cherish and protract, foreverandevah, all men. 

Hey! Listen up!

Dis is da day afta,

da day afta,

da day before,

Thanks-taking!

(okayokay, quit

crowning crowing cowing cloning

clowning around!) 

We all know it was oaffish-ally Turkey Day yestaday!!!

Did you get your turnkey? 

Hear ye! Is my list what me and Old Bean et, and the sum-shuss dinner he preppered:

--turkey

--dressing 

(my turkey wore a lovely Jimmy Dean ensemble...and yours??) 

--collie flower mash

--saussage gravvy

--B.S.    

(or for those of you who may be Europeein', you may say Brussels' Spouse)

--crabnerry sauss

--yam 

(hey, that remain me of a joke: when Chicky-Wotzit axe me how was my dinner, I says, I says to her, "Hey, Chicky, it was YAMMY!!!" huhuhuhuh! Den, she look me all disgusted, like she wanna slap me--tee hee!)

Oh, and then the abrnegacious (yes, Virginia, it is a word--one I made up and which prefectly descry the state of the union at that juncture) desert, that pig in a poke, that snake in the grass, that 12 angry men in sower-creem-and-jello form, who jump into the stomack of Old Bean like soggy ninja and samurai-ed him out of a good night's sleep!!!  

Poor Old Bean!!! 

Okayokay, don't cry for him, Argentina! O.B. is O.K.!!!

Anyway, you slice it, I hopping you ate yourself out of house and home to becoming fat like me. 

Hey...lets' getting fat too, gether!!!

Season Eatings!!!