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wear c^tzz sitt a(round) bye tHe fffiRe wiLE

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yee eye 3aw thE mOOst diZZ-gu3T-iNg s-eye-t:

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aNd-yet,,,

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C FUR yOuRs3lF!+

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Vid-E0 may n0t B s**t-able foR cHILdr#nn!!

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